Saw an item today on CNN concerning a young wrestler who defaulted on a match because his opponent was a girl. Same ages and weight class. Both trained athletes. But the lad refused to grapple. Simple minds would say he was afraid of losing to a girl. I, on the other hand, believe the young wrestler's reticence sprang not so much from having his manhood tested as from the fear of having it unmistakably displayed, in all its throbbing glory, dead centre of his gladiatorial spandex.
That being the case, he was no doubt fearful of being disqualified for carrying a concealed weapon.
There is wrestling and there is rasslin'. I say let the two of them decide this behind closed doors. The winner will be the one who emerges with the biggest hickey.
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I agree, and he should have come clean. He should have told the girl that he feared getting an erection if they wrestled. She would have taken it as a compliment and might well have given him a blow job. I hate seeing opportunities like that wasted. It's so wasteful.
The wisdom of the silverback cannot be equalled.
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