Tuesday, February 1, 2011

GROUNDHOG SNOW DAY



What happens tomorrow if all the groundhog dens are buried under three hundred cubic feet of snow?

Sure, if he thought ahead to get fresh batteries for his flashlight, he'll see his shadow.  (Candles can be dangerous, especially in underground burrows.)  But what about snow-blindness?  And what if he has  severe macular degeneration?

I believe we're looking at six more weeks of uncertainty.

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